I came across a collection of unpublished limericks written under the name of Largo Primary.

He is working on making them into a book and publishing them if he gets enough positive feedback.

There was a fat woman name Valerie / Who decided to earn a large salary

Though she chose to sell sex / She was cursed with a hex

Cause she never lost more than a calorie

If anyone is interested in reading more let me know.

I came across a delightful alternative candidate for the 2008 Presidential Election.

Kinko the Clown. If anyone deserves to be in the White House it should be a Clown.

Go and find out more.

Kinko For President